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公開者: lillopullo
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This, uh, you know the type I mean?
Now, and I like to do this for Bob. He wanted to be a sex maniac, but he couldn't pass the physical.
This, uh, evening at the bar was quite an experience, you know?
I was setting up the bar, I said, "Do you serve ladies at the bar?" And he says, "No, you have to bring your own."
Uh, yes. "Well," I said, "I'll have some old-tale or whiskey." "Well," he says, "make up your mind."
Now, uh, I think I lost you on that one, didn't I? Old-tale or whiskey. Sorry, I'm not going to explain these.
Uh, you ever have the feeling you're in the wrong business?
So this, uh, nut that was sitting up at the bar now, I said, "Do you cheat on your wife?" He said, "Who else?"
Uh, yeah, I said, "Don't you get along with your wife?" "No, no," he says, "I come home peppy, she thinks I want something. I come home tired, she thinks I had it."
Yeah, well, the bartender says, "My wife's an angel." He said, "You're lucky, mine's living."
"You don't get along with your wife?" "No, no," he says, "I married her for life and she hasn't shown any."
I said, "I heard that one before." I said, "Look, why don't you get tough with your wife? Throw her over your lap, pull up her dress and spank her."
"Well," he said, "I tried that, I get the dress up and I forget what I was mad at."
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