プロクター博士と4本のペニバン

If we can get rid of some of these tight assholes, especially from office,

there wouldn't be any problems left.

Well, what it boils down to, Dick here gets to go where no man's ever gone before

and I've got to grin and bear it.

Precisely. But look at the bright side.

Six out of every ten women that has anal sex actually enjoys it.

Says who?

Says six out of the ten girls I boinked last month.

I killed myself.

Honey, you know I got butt mail when you married me.

I mean, with a name like Dick Reardon, what do you expect?

Well, what's in a name? I mean, you can't judge a book by its cover.

Excuse me, but you can.

If you look at the cover of my book, I have this 300-pound lady with a close-up of her tush

and she's bending over to pick up a bar of soap in the shower.

Well, I judge you by your name, Bunny. I call her Buns for short.

Mrs. Reardon, what was your maiden name?

Tush. Bunny Tush.

Buns Tush.

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