Echter Retro Porn - Vintage

What do you think?

I don't know. Burial grounds? That sounds a little morbid to me.

No, I'm serious, Kyle.

I've been reading about the Tuleani tribe and how they mysteriously disappeared.

And we've been looking for a chance to get away to someplace unusual.

Unusual, yes, but dead Indians, no.

And I thought we could convince Bill and Diane to go with us.

Oh, great. Why don't we just start World War III right there in the woods?

I mean, you know they're always at each other's throats.

Now can we watch the movie?

It might do them some good to get away.

Hey, besides, you and Bill might find an arrowhead or something.

Let's hope it's not a tomahawk. He might use it to kill his wife.

Come on. What can I do to convince you?

Suck my dick?

Do you have to be so blunt?

Well, actually, it's kind of round on the end, you know, with a little hole in it. See?

Don't be rude.

All right, we'll go camping with the weekend warriors.

But if they don't cool their jets for a couple of days,

I'm going to bury them right there in the woods with the Tuolviani Indian tribe.

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