良いパドリング

You told me to F off.

Right?

During a scene.

Yes.

In a very... you really meant it too.

Yes.

How many women in this relationship think it's to use that word?

How many women?

That's very unladylike.

Hold that bottom out.

Anything you care to add now?

Is that long enough for you?

Yes, thank you.

Take down her pants.

I think that may work most of the time.

Oh yeah.

You know I am told that getting paddled over this lace is even worse.

Is that right?

It's only here.

Let's try it out for size.

What do you think?

Oh yeah.

Okay, compare.

What was worse?

They were both the same.

They were both the same?

Hang on.

Stick your bottom out.

I'm just getting a little sweaty.

Why are you getting paddled?

Which would have been fun if you really didn't mean it, right?

What do we call this paddle?

The bee sting paddle.

Why do we call it that?

Because it stings like a bee.

It stings like a bee for like 30 minutes after it does that.

Get him back in position.

We're good now, okay?

I feel better about that.

Do you want to tell me to F off?

Yes.

Okay, just don't say it.

Thinking isn't doing other people things, right?

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