grandmasterb - KJ & AD

Oh my god, it's so embarrassing.

Well, who is it? Who's posting it?

No, it can't be one of my sisters.

Which one?

A Bella?

No, it can't be a Bella. She's my sorority sister. There's no way.

Okay, well, I'll deal with her.

See ya.

Bad bitch.

So, Bella, what are you doing? Putting mean things on FaceSpace about me?

No, what are you talking about?

Whatever, I know it's you. Putting all that shit about me being a prude, and I'm not a prude.

Well, that's your opinion, but I happen to think it's a fact.

I'm not a prude. Not at all.

You are.

How do you figure?

Okay, so, like, every time we go out, you're the one always worried about campus curfew.

You never want to do anything remotely fun. Or even kind of slutty. Like, it's just lame.

I do know how to have fun. Just because I don't have sex everywhere all the time, like you do, and I'm not a slut, doesn't make me a prude.

Well, maybe you should join, like, the Christian sorority or something. You're gonna be such a prude.

I'm not a prude.

Just accept it, it's fine.

But I'm not a prude.

Okay, I mean...

I mean, I'm not a prude for God's sake, I eat ass.

Okay, first of all, gross. Like, gross. What do you mean you eat ass?

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