チンポに飢えたホットな美女

I would like something more English.

You would like something? Oh, you need help.

I need help.

Please have a seat.

Thank you.

Okay, so I guess we have to figure out what you do know.

How much English do you know?

Can you say, "Not much, do you?"

Not so much.

Okay, I'm going to give you some sentences to say.

We'll see how much English you know.

Yeah, this is good.

This is good? Well, you obviously know, yeah, this is good.

Say, "Do-wa-di-di."

I don't know.

Can you say, "Do-wa-di-di?"

Do-wa-di-di?

Yeah, do-wa-di-di.

Do-wa-di-di?

Di-di-di-di.

Di-di-di-di.

Dum.

Dum.

Di-di-do.

Now say it really fast.

Do-wa-di-di.

Do-wa-di-di.

Di-di-dum.

Di-di-dum.

Di-di-do.

Di-di-do.

I cannot fast.

No?

No.

How about, "O-wa-."

This is a difficult word.

What?

Say, "O-wa-."

O-wa-.

"Tay-fu."

Tay-fu.

"Lay-em."

Lay-em.

O-wa-.

O-wa-tay-fu-lay-em.

Good!

I can learn.

You're very quick.

Say, "Why are you naked?"

Why are you naked?

Because I'm a pervert.

Yeah.

Oh.

Say, "I like."

I like.

"Tusa-ka."

Tusa-ka.

This is true.

This is true.

We have a graduate here.

I say, "Why are you naked?"

Why are you naked?

I'm a pervert.

Say, "I'm a slut."

What?

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