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Cindy?

Hey Aubrey. How are you?

Is your mom around?

She's a slut.

What?

She's a slut.

What do you mean she's a slut? Where is she? We're supposed to go to the theater.

I don't know. The tennis teacher said there was some emergency lesson.

But she knows I'm supposed to meet...

What do you mean the tennis teacher? What?

She's supposed to go with me and watch a movie right now.

She's fucking the tennis teacher.

But she's my girlfriend. She can't fuck everybody.

Well, she does. She's everybody's girlfriend.

What?

Slut.

Slut?

Except she loves me.

She loves everybody and nobody.

Excuse me, George.

I can't tell you how many times she does this.

She breaks their hearts and I'm off to comfort them.

But I thought she loved me.

Bree, what are you doing all day?

I'm 18. You were at my birthday party last month, don't you remember?

Yeah, but it's like kind of... you know, weird. Like, you know, your mom and...

She's fucking the tennis teacher. It's not a big deal. I fucked him too.

What?

Don't worry, he's not as big as you.

Wow, I bet that's very real.

And you kiss just like your mom too, you know?

Yeah.

Oh my God.

Oh shit.

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