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See, I'm a Jewish boy inside, but the nice part went and died

on the first day that I showed up on the set.

I could hear the rabbi screaming 'cause I did what I was screaming

since the day I saw Tab Hunter soaking wet.

When your background is suburban, sex can be a bit perturbing.

The subject of your penis is taboo.

It really is a thrill, though, to monkey with a dildo

and let the world watch you while you screw.

I'm a perky little porn star from Skokie, Illinois.

I can't believe it's happening to me.

Guys are jealous of the sex with Ryan, Jeff, and Rex.

I get to live a gay man's fantasy.

But try to tell an old curmudgeon that you like to pack the fudge

and four the cameras with two guys or three or four.

He will call you heretic, sinner, aberrance, you're sick.

Blow the show far, not a boy on Yom Kippur.

If I shoot a film on sooka sticks both in my mouth and tokus,

a sudden gust of family shame *******.

I continue giving head and pretend that mom is dead

so my conscience and my sphincter can relax.

I'm a perky little porn star from Skokie, Illinois.

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